Why does your dogs hair cut cost more than yours?

You probably don’t try to bite your stylist when they trim your bangs.

You don’t shake bath water all over the entire salon.

Your stylist doesn’t have to convince you to stop licking the scissors.

You usually sit still instead of doing parkour across the table.

Your haircut doesn’t include a bath, blow-dry, nails, ears, sanitary trim AND a full-body haircut.

Your stylist hopefully isn’t removing mystery substances from your backside.

You don’t spend the entire blow-dry trying to fight the dryer like it personally offended your family.

Your hairdresser doesn’t finish your haircut covered in enough of YOUR hair to look like they need grooming too.

Your stylist doesn’t have to check your ears and discover an entire ecosystem growing in there.

your stylist hopefully doesn’t have to catch you mid-air because you suddenly decided the grooming table is lava.